Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I look excited, but its just a facade.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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