Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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