There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
