i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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