what if I'm pregnant?
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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