BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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