so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
whose parrot is this?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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