Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Randomize
