No stitches, just platelets and will power
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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