I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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