well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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