Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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