doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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