If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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