yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
smell my finger.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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