If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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