I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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