1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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