doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
