It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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