Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it because I queefed?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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