And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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