People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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