"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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