dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
