Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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