On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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