talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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