ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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