it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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