WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
