Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
ok first of all what the fuck
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
