I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
now i know why i became what i already was.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
