i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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