Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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