If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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