so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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