Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just sent this text using only my big toe
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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