Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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