just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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