Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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