maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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