And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
