ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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