I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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