it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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