I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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