fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
