Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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