so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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