I seem to have left my pride at pride
It's just like the Real World with babies
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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