we're blogging at a bar
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
